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The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?:	Non.
Do you party a lot? How often?:	....aheh. No.
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?:	Ewwww.
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?:	Um? Well, it depends on how much I talk in that hour. If you mean "like" as in, "He's, like, so totally hot," never.
Do you skip classes? How often?:	Never in high school (how could I? Homeschooled, here.) College? Occasionally. Maybe once every other week or so, if I'm swamped.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?:	I don't have sex, period.
Do you steal?:	From my sister, sometimes, but she's not here anymore, so no.
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?:	Define inappropriate colothing.
Do you drool over celebrities?:	Select ones. And usually not the ones most my age would drool over. Brad Dourif, yum...
Do you watch a lot of TV?:	Cha. Well. Specific shows. If I've no new books to read, yeah.
Do you ever watch the News?:	No. If I need to find things out, I read it, but I avoid the news, mostly.
Do you even care about world issues?:	Quite a lot.
Do you read books often?:	Constantly.
Are you failing a lot of your classes?:	Not a lot, not. A few.
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?:	Heh. I don't -have- RL friends.
Do you smoke cigarettes?:	1) Ewwww. 2) I like living, thank you. *asthmatic*
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?:	I don't usually get the chance, although I do like malls.
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?:	Eh, yeah, but it's not so much "OMGI'MINLOVE" as "damn, he looks good. *tries to mentally impart "ask me out" vibes*"
Do you cuss a lot?:	Mmmm. I say "damn/dammit" quite a bit, "fuck" occasionally, and "shit" only when I've, oh, slammed my finger in a door or something.
Are you desperate to fit in?:	AHAHAHAHAH! That's a good one. Fit in with who? The asshats at school, or the druggies down the street?
Are you intelligent?:	According to my parents, my test scores, and my ability to blow off a class for weeks and then somehow pull everything together right before the final...probably, yeah.
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?:	I own it, but it don't look very good on me.
Black eyeliner?:	Ha. I would if I could get it on without looking like a kid who got into mum's makeup drawer.
Black eyeshadow?:	Sometimes. When I dance, yeah.
Black trenchcoat?:	Ah! It's not a trenchcoat (*sigh*), but close enough. It's wool and warm, and has a velvet-lined hood, and was made in RUSSIA! Hee.
Black boots?:	If I could find them in my size, yeah. I used to have a pair, but my dog ate them. Arg.
Black fishnets?:	Yes! I don't wear them often, though.
Black nail polish?:	Don't usually wear nailpolish at all. (Am at the moment, though. "Caribbean Somethingorother"
Cigarettes?:	See previous cigarette question.
Heavy metal music?:	Meh. German rock, a little, but...not really.
Marilyn Manson?:	Asshat.
Kittie?:	Who?
Cradle of Filth?:	I think I've heard of them...
Constant frown and perpetual angst?:	People say I frown a lot. I don't. It's my natural expression. (Seen the Emily shirt, "I AM smiling." ? That's me). The angst is occasional.
Do you like to be seen as:	...... hehehehe.
Are you an intellectual?:	I suppose.
An atheist?:	Of course... but, um, how is that gothic?
Horrible home life?:	Not really. My dad can be a jackass somtimes, but mostly it's good.
Hopelessly depressed?:	It happens. Mostly in the summer. Summer gets to me for some reason.
Suffering with suicidal idealations?:	Um? Suicidal Idealations would be...what? I did try to kill myself once. I was nine, and stupid, yesIwas.
Self-mutilation?:	Hard to say. I do some things to myself that I have, recently, questioned whether or not it might be a form of self-mutilation. Or it could just be a habit. Idunno.
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?:	Not as of yet.
Big black boots?:	Nope.
Mohawk?:	Oy. I don't think my hair would be able to do that.
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]:	Ew, no.
Loud, confident and opinionated?:	Loud, check. Confident, partial check. Opinionated? *scribbles humongous red checks all over the walls*
Wild hair colors?:	Mmmmno.
NOFX?:	What?
Rancid?:	I hope not.
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?:	Um? Probably not, as I don't much watch the news....
A:	....?
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?:	I don't know the exact number. My mom won't tell me. She says I made the low genius range of the spectrum, though, which is nice.
Do you watch a lot of sports?:	Ummm. No. I watch horse sports, winter sports, hockey, and football when the Colts are playing.
Play a lot of sports?:	No.
Talk a lot about sports?:	...no.
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?:	Um, yes.
Are you arrogant?:	Yes.
Are you a male or female whore?:	...whore, no.
Are you homophobic?:	*dies of laughter* Bi, here.
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?:	I tease other people a lot because it's fun. And it's terribly funny when people don't know how to take it.
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?:	That, yes.
Boobs = yes?:	Yes!
Parties = yes?:	No!
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?:	Ewwwwww.
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?:	Um? When I'm dancing... sometimes when I go out...but in general? Not really.
Have you ever been on a diet?:	I don't like the term diet. I've been trying to lose weight for some time, though...
How much did you lose?:	Um, haven't. *sigh*
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?:	Haven't got the personality for that. My mum and aunt did it, though...
Make yourself throw up?:	Eww! Throwing up is yucky and bad for your teeth. I don't really get bulimia. Then again, I don't have it, so I guess I can't really understand it...
Make-up?:	Mmm, sometimes.
Low-cut tops?:	YUS!
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]:	38C, m'love. But lopsided. *sigh*
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?:	I used to, when it was longer. Well, not so much "flip" as "nervously tuck behind ears." Which I still do sometimes.
Giggle a lot?:	I don't giggle, I laugh.
What's the deal with boys?:	Beats me. They're weird. Men, on the other hand...
Thongs?:	Worn one, don't see why anyone would do so more than once.
Pretty bras?:	Absolutely.
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?:	"Be yourself, but look at our starving models and buy our clothes! Here's a list of things to say/wear/do to get a guy! You don't need a guy, but get one! It's important!"
Who's the weaker sex?:	....some men are weak, some women are weak. I don't really go with the whole division of the sexes thing.
Are you a feminist?:	Not really.
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?:	Um? He's been pretty hot in a few movies (I really liked him in Ocean's Eleven and Meet Joe Black), but mostly, no.
How often do you shave your legs?:	Um, when I need to. Which is next to never.
How about your armpits?:	Once a week, maybe. More in the summer.
Are you emotional?:	Damn, yes.
Especially when on your period?:	Not so much emotional as really easy to set off.
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?:	Originality
Independence or Companionship?:	Companionship
Stability or Freedom?:	...that's a hard one. ....freedom.
Personal or Interpersonal?:	?
Introvert or Extrovert?:	Introvert.
Popularity or Isolation?:	...um, isolation, but gimmie books.
Unique or Loved?:	Can't I be both? I don't like these questions. They imply all these things are mutually exlcusive, which they aren't.
Understood or Individual?:	Individual.
You or Them?:	No one at all.

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