Because I am the very sheepiest of sheepy sheep:

[summer_sparrow]

the four-truths-one-lie meme. Yeah. I knew I'd succumb eventually. I always do.


Awwright, lessee, here...


Ah! Got it.

1. My very first Mary Sue (in fact, my first story)...was a guy.

2. My Aunt Linda found her oldest son, who she gave up, a few years ago, and discovered that his son, Nathan...was born the same year her second-oldest son, Nathan, died in a car crash.

3. I'm the only granddaughter of my mom's mom.

4. My first boyfriend was five years older than me (18 to my 13). It lasted about a week.

5. I'm a virgin.



Yeah. Can you tell I was running out of ideas?

So, take a guess. *shrugs*


(P.S. I have to write an original story in 59 words. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP! *sings, "I need somebody...not just anybody..."* *cringes as the windows shatter*)

Comments

[yay4pikas.livejournal.com]

#3?

[noveldevice.livejournal.com]

"My first Mary Sue" ???

I'm in a profound state of failure to understand that one.

But I'm guessing that you have female cousins on your mom's side, and 3 is false.

[khaoskat.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear.

Uh... depends. Was the love interest of said Mary Sue (male) male or female? ^.~

Re:PS- Can I help, dearest? (want me to scamper home to my building and hop onto AIM?)

[haisley.livejournal.com]

HELPYESPLEASEYES.

The story I am referring to was written when I was about four or five, and involved a prince rescuing a princess from a crocodile. I think there was a bird in there, somewhere, as well. But! Was I writing it as the princess or the prince?

[haisley.livejournal.com]

Mary-Sue= term for self-insertion. Bad self-insertion. In my defense, I was about four when I wrote the story.

[khaoskat.livejournal.com]

The prince, definately. *wink*

....and okay. Will run up the block now.

Oh, and go giggle horribly... (or just look at me funny. *wink*)

PS

[khaoskat.livejournal.com]

Here you go, babe. Can you tell me who they are? (it is fic, after all. Wasn't suppsed to be, but.. yeah.)

And I got to go, lovey.

**snuggles**

I watch him sleep, and smile as I brush a lock of hair away from his face. He shifts and murmurs, and I snatch my hand back, not wanting to wake him up, not yet. He will wake up soon enough, and then we'll talk, and things will get weird. But for now, I watch him, and I smile.

Re: PS

[haisley.livejournal.com]

Knowing you? ...probably some variation of The Threesome. J/D, D/S, J/S...

mmm. is beautiful and thankyousomuch!

I really need to write that soap-opera-saga-orgy-fic, yes.

Re: PS

[khaoskat.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, YES! (but which two, d'ya know?)
although it could've been Will, I suppose.. *sappy smile*)

Of course, lovey. And see?!?! It isn't so impossible! It was fannish, but your teacher might even have accepted it!

But of course!!!!! *waits impatiently*

[missjean.livejournal.com]

Three?