Nonsense. I only have half a face. What you see on OB is simply a photoshopped illusion.

I've never been cross-country. Well, once. In a plane. I was two. I don't think it really counts.

Up, down, all around... nothing in particular, since exciting things go out of their way to avoid me. I learned how to play an X-Box game involving ATVs and got horribly, horribly killed (twice!) by fuckin' Alliance idiots in The Barrens where they totally shouldn't have been.

(Oh, World of Warcraft, how you suck my brain away...)

So I suppose the answer to your question is 'very little indeed'.

What's up with you?